[includes a quote from White Christmas (Berlin)]

I'm dreaming . . . (Oh no-o-o!)

There's a bomb to blow yo mommy up
A bomb for your daddy too (ouch.)
A baby doll that burps & pees
A case of airplane glue
A hungry plastic troll
To scarf yo buddy's arm
A box of ugly plastic things marked:
Uncle Bernie's Farm!

There's a little plastic congress
There's a nation you can buy (I'll take two.)
There's a doll that looks like mommy
She'll do anything but cry (I seen her.)
There's a doll that looks like daddy
He's a funny little man
Push a button & ask for money
There's a dollar in his hand (check his wallet.)


Sing with the song of Frank Zappa, Uncle Bernie's Farm lyrics!

We gotta send Santa Claus back to the Rescue Mission
Christmas don't make it no more
Don't you know that murder & destruction
Scream the toys in every store (think this'll sell in New York?)

There's a man who runs the country
There's a man who tried to think
And they're all made out of plastic
When they melt they start to stink
There's a book with smiling children
Nearly dead with Christmas joys!
And smiling in his office
Is the creep who makes the toys . . .

FZ: We got this car: when it hits the wall you see the guy dying . . . got the little plastic puddles of blood . . . by the car
I'M DREAMING . . .
Ray: He has intestines . . . he has plastic intestines you can
stuff back into his stomach . . .
FZ: There's this other thing, I've got bombs. I've got rockets, I've got a . . . I've got a stilson wrench & plastic brass knuckles . . .
Ray: And it comes with a tape recorder with sound effects . . .
FZ: We got a '39 Chevy . . .

frank zappa

Artist Information

Name:	Frank Vincent Zappa
Profile:	b. Frank Vincent Zappa, 21 December 1940, Baltimore, Maryland, USA, d. 4 December 1993. Frank Zappa was one of the most accomplished composers of the rock era. His music combines an understanding of and appreciation for such contemporary classical figures as Stravinsky, Stockhausen and Varèse with an affection for late '50s doo-wop rock & roll and a facility for the guitar-heavy rock that dominated pop in the '70s. But Zappa was also a satirist whose reserves of scorn seemed bottomless and whose wicked sense of humor and absurdity have delighted his numerous fans, even when his lyrics crossed over the broadest bounds of taste. Finally, Zappa was perhaps the most prolific record-maker of his time, turning out massive amounts of music on his own Barking Pumpkin label and through distribution deals with Rykodisc and Rhino after long, unhappy associations with industry giants like Warner Brothers and the now-defunct MGM. In the '80s, Zappa gained the rights to his old albums and began to reissue them, at first on his own and then through the pioneering Rykodisc CD label. He wrote his autobiography and embarked on a world tour in 1988. That was the end of his live performing. In late 1991, it was confirmed that Zappa was seriously ill with cancer. Nevertheless, his schedule of album releases continued to be rapid. Zappa died in December of 1993, with a number of posthumous releases
Albums / OSTs:	200 motels absolutely free ahead of their time apostrophe (') bongo fury broadway the hard way burnt weeny sandwich chunga's revenge civilization phaze iii cruising with ruben & the jets eihn: everything is healing nicely fillmore east, june 1971 frank zappa meets the mothers of prevent freak out! fz:oz guitar hot rats jazz from hell joe's garage acts i, ii & iii just another band from l.a. lumpy gravy one size fits all orchestral favorites over-nite sensation playground psychotics return of the son of shut up 'n play yer roxy & elsewhere sheik yerbouti ship arriving to late to save a drowning shut up 'n play yer guitar shut up 'n play yer guitar some more sleep dirt studio tan the grand wazoo the lost episodes the man from utopia the yellow shark them or us thing-fish tinsel town rebellion uncle meat we're only in it for the money weasels ripped my flesh y tu mama tambien you are what you is zappa in new york zoot allures Click here to view All Albums and Song Lyrics of Frank Zappa!