Pulled a muscle
I popped a joint
My useless body
Is falling apart
I used to be limber
I used to have finesse
Now I'm just a pencilneck

But it wasn't always this way
I remember way back in the day
I used to somersault like elfie schlegel
Coming off the uneven bars


Sing with the song of S.n.f.u., Elfie Schlegel lyrics!

Saw my chiropractor
My question he did answer
Said you better take care
I better get some Medicare
I'm not getting younger
so said my doctor
I'm no spring chicken pigeon

But it wasn't always this way
I remember way back in the day
I used to somersault like elfie schlegel
Doing her floor excersize routine

s.n.f.u.

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Albums / OSTs:
...and no one else wanted to play
...and no one else wanted to play
better than a stick in the eye
fyulaba
if you swear you'll catch no fish
in the meantime and in between time
something green & leafy this way comes
the last of the big time suspenders
the one voted most likely to succeed
the ping pong [ep]

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