No prize for congeniality
Never knew popularity
The ugly stick had wished
To one day become a swan
Always picked last for sports teams
Got cheated out of my wet dream
I missed out on teenage sex
Was too busy beating off to reader's digest

Well I can't help but laugh
at my pathetic past

Sing with the song of S.n.f.u., My Pathetic Past lyrics!

From now on things will be different
Every day will now be recess

Beaten up by football jocks
Forced to hide in toilet stalls
Chased home by rabid dogs
Somehow survived it all
'Kick Me' sign taped to my back
I had to run out of my art class
Shit rolling out of my slacks
Chasing me down the stairwell

s.n.f.u.

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Albums / OSTs:
...and no one else wanted to play
...and no one else wanted to play
better than a stick in the eye
fyulaba
if you swear you'll catch no fish
in the meantime and in between time
something green & leafy this way comes
the last of the big time suspenders
the one voted most likely to succeed
the ping pong [ep]

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