He had an itch that wouldn't stop
He caught it from someone who didn't wash
He had a nest for a crotch
He had one big piece of hot property

He's just a kid
The Kwellada kid
He had an itch
Only kwellada could fix


Sing with the song of S.n.f.u., The Kwellada Kid lyrics!

He was afraid to drop his pants
He was embarrassed by the nasty rash
It was in the shape of all of Italy
His penis was his scratching post

He's going back to the town
He's gonna hunt that creature down
He's gonna pull its panties down
and eat those crabs for lunch

s.n.f.u.

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Albums / OSTs:
...and no one else wanted to play
...and no one else wanted to play
better than a stick in the eye
fyulaba
if you swear you'll catch no fish
in the meantime and in between time
something green & leafy this way comes
the last of the big time suspenders
the one voted most likely to succeed
the ping pong [ep]

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