Make it like that famous country singer
Or that guy I saw last night on Jerry Springer
Clean me up but let me keep my edge,
In the day i like to keep it dignified
But at night you know I got another side
And I don't give a damn,
Cause I am what I am
Even if it's really really bad.

I've got an Ape Drape,
Yes I do
They're givin' them to anyone,
And that means you
You can drive to Riverside and get one too
Then you'll have an Ape Drape like I do.

Go ahead and buzz 'round the ears
I've been growing that one braid back there for years
I've had it since the first time I saw Queensryche
The front may conform to society
But the back says I have personality
Even if it's really really,
Even if it's really really bad.


Sing with the song of Vandals, I've Got An Ape Drape lyrics!

I've got an Ape Drape,
Yes I do
They're givin' them to anyone,
And that means you
You can drive to Riverside and get one too
Then you'll have an Ape Drape like I do.

Make it short in the front and long in the back!
If the top's not short enough that it stands up
I could be thrown out of the Bad Boy Club
But don't you lay a finger on my pony tail
Now fix my kid up so he looks like me,
And then matching crazy pants are all we need
Some may call it child abuse
I just call it bonding with your Dad.

Norce Neck Warmer......Norco
Hockey Hair.......Canada
Mullet.......Hoboken
Achey-Breaky Hair......Nashville
Forbidden Hair......Europe
Shom......Florida

vandals

Artist Information

Name:	Warren Fitzgerald, Josh Freese, Joe Escalante, Dave Quackenbush
Profile:	Long standing punk rock band from California. Joe Escalante & Warren Fitzgerald also own and operate Kung Fu Records.
Albums / OSTs:	fear of a punk planet hitler bad, vandals good internet dating superstuds live fast, diarrhea look what i almost stepped in oi to the world peace thru vandalism slippery when ill the quickening when in rome do as the vandals Click here to view All Albums and Song Lyrics of Vandals!