Hit my snooze alarm for the 27th time
Just dont feel like goin to work
I think I'll call my boss then I'm
Gonna hack and cough and wheeze
Swear I got some strange disease
What's that little twerp gunna say?
Hey hey hey

I'm callin' in sick today
Callin' in sick today

I could shine my pennies or clean my lava lamp
I could spend all day in my underwear watchin Ernest Goes To Camp
I could sit and count my hair
I could burn my tupperware
I'm not busy now anyway
Hey hey hey

I'm callin' in sick today
Callin' in sick today

Sing with the song of Weird Al Yankovic, Callin' In Sick lyrics!

Ain't goint to work no way
Callin' in sick today

I can do anything I want to
I am invincible now
I'm on fire baby
I'm alive, i'm alive
Can you hear me world?
I'm alive

Maybe I'll spend all day lookin at the sun and tryin not to squint
Maybe I'll make a huge coloured tapestry from my bellybutton lint
When Im sick of takin abuse
I just make up some lame excuse
Freedoms just 7 digits away

I'm callin' in sick today
Callin' in sick today
Ain't goint to work no way
Callin' in sick today

weird al yankovic

Artist Information

Albums / OSTs:
bad hair day
pokemon 2000: power of one
poodle hat
running with scissors
straight outta lynwood

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